"For a really long time that’s all I had. Little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then I knew, I was waiting for my wife."
orange is the new black season 2
how are they the same person goddammit
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
SNL cast members guest starring on Parks and Recreation
Chuck, season 5
"I care about Red too."
"But she’s not your Mom. It’s different when you’re family."
PLAYING HOUSE / season one (2014)
LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE
tv meme: 09 Characters you love:
"I was sobbing at a pizza buffet and they asked me to leave."
We were in the academy together, and we hated all the drills, so now when we’re on a case and one of us says 1,000 push-ups, it means I’m so sure I’m right that if I’m wrong, I’ll do 1,000 push-ups.
It’s a pact we made. It really just means trust me. And I do.